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I was born loud!
Chuck, commenting on not being too boisterous in Korea
1 year ago on May 24, 2011 at 11:44pm
- Melissa: In what?
- Johnson: In what? In your butt, cuz it's hiring!
1 year ago on March 31, 2011 at 01:38am
I was beaten by a girl with a mustache…or a guy with a ponytail.
1 year ago on January 20, 2011 at 07:16pm
Am I a man or am I a beast?!?!?
Johnson, drunk on New Year’s.
1 year ago on January 01, 2011 at 01:02am
You know what? Just to make sure I’m always at the center of the universe, I’m going to bake a pan of brownies and spell out Deuces Wild with some white chocolate chips. Oops, I mean because I’m nice and want to promote crew unity by filling us up with sugar.
1 year ago on November 29, 2010 at 10:09pm
